It is official. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have elected…

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Does more. Costs less…

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Gravity off…

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High Floating HDMI Cable…

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome…

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I’m not sure that this is a good idea…

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Alright… Who pushed me…

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Really? You grab a camera instead of a towel?

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Say it to my face bro…

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People think I’m a hipster…

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when I’m with my tall friends…

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If I make you breakfast in bed…

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Push a little higher!

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Tah-Dah!

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Why the fuck does my fridge…

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I used to talk to myself…

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Ai has no idea in teh wurld why yoor inkwell is empty…

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When you truly don’t care what the fuck anyone thinks…

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There are two types of people…

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If I’ve learnt anything from video games…

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